IE+Microsoft ROCKS. Ubuntu+Firefox BLOWS

I’m running Ubuntu 9.0.4 and it appears that to upgrade to Firefox 3.5 requires a PhD. Could I borrow yours?

Kevin Purdy has the following “One line install”

That’s not a true install; he just unpacks the tar-ball into the current directory.

Web Upd8 has the following steps

But, now I get daily updates?

What’s with this garbage? Complain as much as you want but Microsoft Software Updates will give you the latest Internet Explorer easily.

Could someone please make this easy?